Nordic Rider. MUST sell, the Browns lost the spread...owe 37.86 by FRIDAY or else
Location: 12th and Broad St.
all my exercise will be gotten from running from an angry brother who took the 3 and half points (the dirty rotten scondrel, does he KNOW someone in Vegas?) so I have to SELL this as quick as possible.
Anyhow, so as not to lose my ability to engage in family football forecasting, I have to sell this LIGHTLY used Nordic Rider. It cost a LOT of money when it was new (not that long ago)...and I thought I'd get fit fast, or get rid of the fat faster.
These exact same models have gone for over 70, 80 and even 100 plus dollars, but I only need 37.86 or AS CLOSE as you can get to that by FRIDAY...
Maybe I'll consider any cash offer, who knows, but if you are looking for a great way to get in shape, have a good workout in the privacy of your home (I hate the gym with all those hard body guys smirking at me, and just can't suck my gut in enough to even look at the ladies there)...
This is in Cuyahoga Falls. I'll make myself available to you during the day, evening or just about anytime between NOW and FRIDAY Oct. 6th (the NEW football scorecards come out then, and I do want to stay with the Browns and teach my smart AZZ little brother a lesson)...
I'll need some help loading into your car, it is a little bit too heavy for just me (maybe I should have used it more often, eh?)...
Anyhow, this is a Nordic Rider, a great workout at home machine, in excellent shape, much better than me, and is rearing to get used.
Please HELP avoid any further family squabbles and support a TRUE Browns fan (that ratfink of a brother of mine is a Steelers fan, can you believe it?)...
NOT me.
BROWNS FOREVER. Even if it costs me every piece of sporting goods equipment I own.
